There was a time when I naively thought I had listed all the possible comments I could get. I also thought I had caught the main season for getting those reactions. But no! Because there is no season, the fun continues!
Have you ever thought about dying your eyebrows?
It’s just they are lighter towards the edge.
And it would be a more harmonious transition if you dyed them.
I like them as they are.
Do you ever fill them in? With a pencil?
No (resisting the impulse to add I only use pencils for note-taking, even if I know perfectly well what is meant).
Hey, wow, you’re REALLY fair!
Yeah, I wouldn’t have dared to wear that lipstick, but somehow it does work on you, even though I guess it can get tricky, with your coloring?
You should use sunscreen EVERY day.
SO SHOULD YOU.
Does anyone else in your family look like this?
That’s your sister? The one with the dark hair? Your real sister?
Wow, your mother looks so different from you, can’t believe you two are related.
I’d say you’re more a strawberry blonde than a redhead, though.
And I really wouldn’t say anything.
No way, your hair is NOT red. You’re NOT a redhead. You’re, like, NOT ginger.