…which might not necessarily be true or beneficial, but hey, how else are you supposed to find out?
That hairstyle is a really good idea AND I WANT IT NOW.
Oh my God, what did I do!
EVERYONE is wearing * insert item of clothing or accessory here * AND I WANT IT NOW.
All the boys like that girl and I hate her.
The boy I like likes that girl and I hate her even more.
Maybe I should try to be MORE LIKE HER! Even if I don’t know what she’s really like and what I’m like, BUT ENOUGH HOW CAN I BE MORE LIKE HER.
I want my school to do a real prom like in * insert title of most recently watched non-horror U.S. teen prom movie here *.
I WANT TO GO TO PROM.
When I go to prom, I’m going to start a She’s All That dance-off with moves I’ve never tried before, but I see them all in my head and there’s the movie, so who cares.
What do you mean, stiletto sandals are hard to walk in?
That boy has such long eyelashes.
Nobody will ever understand me.
His eyelashes are so long.
EVERYONE was so fussed about this party, but it’s actually really boring…and Eyelashes isn’t even here.
I DON’T WANT TO DO ANYTHING LEAVE ME ALONE NOTHING’S WRONG.