Thoughts

Facts of Life Worth Knowing

Chocolate is also a dish (sometimes) best served cold. That cool crunchiness carries happiness in it (just don’t bite down too hard).

You can match your umbrella to your bag and it looks cool. This is something I saw on the street in lilac. Style idea! Fashion statement!

Not jumping down to the level of a person being full-on, directly nasty to you and even smiling at them while they are is actually fun (not that this needs to be repeated often and if you can get out, do). It is entertaining to see them being perplexed.

Going online to find fan fiction if characters you were rooting for in a book did not work out as a romantic couple has an oddly therapeutic effect, within reason.

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Thoughts

Urban Scenes That Bring Out Sarcasm

Dudes (because obviously they are duuudes, not guys, not men and certainly not proper drivers) with slicked down hair, in v-necked T-shirts, who roar down the road in a Cabrio, with the music volume turned up to qualify as blastin’.

People who insist on screaming explosively at someone else in the street for something the other person did not do.

Teenagers walking around town with speakers attached to their players/iPods/ I don’t know. Aw. I didn’t think this still existed in this century. Cute that it got updated.

An older drunk man I once saw at a bus stop, staring sullenly at passing women and audibly spitting out, “Slut!”

Misspelled name cards on booked restaurant tables (but more a shake of the head and maybe just a sarcastic smile).

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