Labyrinth Quotes to Unsettle Annoying People

Just a bit of studying to remember these and take your pick! Or maybe you already know the movie by heart? Predictably, many gems will come from Jareth, the one and only goblin king. Quotes listed in no particular order.  Extra points if your delivery includes accents, voices, voice switches if it’s a dialogue and tunes if it’s a lyric.

“Sarah, beware. I have been generous up ’til now. I can be cruel.” Substitute Sarah’s name with whichever you need in the moment.

“How you turn my world, you precious thing.”

“What’s said is said.” – “But, I didn’t mean it.” – “Oh, you didn’t?”

“Ha ha ha… well? laugh!”

“I thought they did nice things, like… Like granting wishes.” Substitute “they” with “you”.

“That’s not it! Where did she get that rubbish? It doesn’t even start with “I wish!” ” Substitute “she” with “you”.


“What’s the matter, my dear, don’t you like your toys?”

“You have no power over me!”



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