A few years back I already partly touched on this subject, since some of the suggestions I made were based on my experiences at parties and any kind of social gatherings with people I didn’t know well. Time has passed and I have collected some more questions that I received as soon as I mentioned my Russian roots. And I’m including the answers to these questions here as well. All is about to be revealed…
Do your parents work in the oil industry?
I understand where this is coming from and if you’re trying to be funny, you might succeed if I like you, but no. The oil industry is not the only industry in the country with available jobs.
Does your dad work in the oil industry?
See above. I notice you’re not asking about my mom. Or my sisters, female cousins, aunts etc. Do you have a problem with women working in the oil industry? Do you feel like an intense discussion about issues with how women are still being viewed in the workplace? Are you trying to put some distance between us right now? Where are you going? Come back!Do you speak Russian?
Do you speak/ understand Polish/ Ukranian/ Czech?
I’m afraid the answer is no on all counts. They are different languages and you have to learn them to be able to understand and speak them.
Is it dark all the time in winter?
But are your days shorter?
When do you celebrate Christmas?
Because we celebrate the Orthodox Christmas.
Does your name mean something?
Not as a word, but otherwise…how much time do you have?
Wow, how come you don’t have an accent?
Vot do you mean?
So, are you from Moscow?
No. There are many other cities in the country…
What’s a “babUshka”?
“BAbushka” is a lovely word that means “grandmother”. It is used to address your own grandmother or in general to talk about older ladies.
Because we have a deeply-seated, old superstition about whistling your money away if you whistle inside. We might not all be religious, but in general we’re a superstitious nation.
Did you see Russia’s performance during the last FIFA World Cup?
No, I’m afraid not… I was too busy watching Manuel Neuer.